November 21, 2004

• A little bedtime list from nessi1:

  THINGS TO DO LIST
  1. Buy “Evading the Draft for Dummies”
  2. Tell all my girl friends to stock up birth control because who knows how much longer it will be legal
  3. Capitalize on increased desire to work at a liberal non-profit 
  4. Pray for my gay friends
  5. Write a novel on how the American cultural divide hinges heavily on religion
  6. Cancel my plans to travel abroad
  7. Start looking for new jobs before I get laid off
  8. Beef up my 401K plan now knowing that Social Security and Medicare will be bankrupt by the time I retire
  9. Stop saving up for an IPOD and instead purchase an AKA 47 before they become the next fad
  10. Read up on my US history so I can be prepared for the next civil war
  11. Send Vitamin C pills to all of the Supreme Court Justices so that no one gets sick or dies in the next 4 years
  12. Sell my car before the price of gas hits $3/gallon
  13. Resurrect my Ant Farm set, buy a potted plant and use less cologne in my attempt to save the environment
  14. Buy a map of Afghanistan and hunt down Bin Laden, because no one else seems to be doing it
  15. Permanently install Safe Rooms in my apartment, my car, my cubicle at work, and my gym
  16. Cancel Thanksgiving dinner with my relatives in Ohio
  17. Move to Canada
  18. Cry

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