Reality
shows have never been my cup of tea, especially ones that emphasize
physical attributes, so except for the first season’s splash I’ve paid
less than no attention to Survivor, but now they’ve gone and done
something political for sure. As far as I can make out, they got
desperate for ratings and used a Donald Trump idea rejection to split
the contestants into teams by race. This quote lifted out of a news article
gives some clues as to how controversial that decision is. I’ll be
interested to see what, if any, are the repercussions. Oh and here’s a nifty map of the scene of the crime.
“The
black tribe consists of a jazz musician (the gangsta rapper was voted
off the island long before the cameras began rolling), a salesman, an
actress, a nursing student and a makeup artist.
The white tribe
fields a crew that includes a copier salesman, a waitress who boxes, a
roller girl, a writer and a pre-med student. It’s interesting that in
their own minds, they’re already the front-runners.
The Hispanic
tribe has the most interesting lineup, by far: a heavy metal guitarist,
a cop, a technology risk consultant, a waiter and a volleyball player.
Rush Limbaugh predicts that they’ll win because “they’ll do things
other people won’t do” and because “blacks can’t swim.”
Of course, if they do win, it will freak out America and lead to calls for even stricter immigration controls at the border.
The
Asian tribe is represented by a management consultant, a nail salon
manager, a real estate agent, a fashion director and a lawyer who
graduated from Pitt law school. Are they capable of doing the ruthless
things necessary to win “Survivor” even though such tactics would
embarrass their families forever? We’ll see.”
Deep Thought:
“The first time I ever tried to milk a cow at Grandpa’s farm, I didn’t
even know which end of the cow to milk! Then I guess I got even dumber,
because the next time I couldn’t even find the barn. Then the last
time, I just went out in the woods and lived, with no clothes.”
Today I am grateful for: Paper money
Guess the Movie:
“I know I’ve made some very poor decisions recently, but I can give you
my complete assurance that my work will be back to normal. I’ve still
got the greatest enthusiasm and confidence in the mission. And I want
to help you.” Answer: 2001: A Space Odyssey,
1968.
Winner: RedHairedCelt.
An Environmental Disaster Emerges on Lebanon CoastTons of heavy fuel oil, spilled into the sea during the battle with Israel, foul Lebanon — may reach Syria, Turkey
by Christopher Allbritton (Rest of article here.)







